Chapter 1037: Luo Ruoxi Goes Crazy!

Seeing him stop in his tracks with a strange expression, Master Wu couldn't help but look over: "Master Zhang, is there something wrong with this seal?"

In his impression, this Dean Zhang had always been calm and steady, never changing his expression no matter what happened, but now he wore such a look—something major and difficult must have arisen.

"Oh, nothing, just found it a bit strange..."

His mouth twitching, Zhang Xuan said no more, walked forty meters away, then waved to the crowd: "Everyone, don't rush to cultivate yet. Let's discuss how to break this seal and enter the portal!"

"Master Zhang, have you found a solution?"

The crowd gathered around, eyes shining.

"I've thought of one, but..."

Scratching his head, Zhang Xuan knew that what he had seen was too bizarre to speak of, so he simply said: "Does anyone here carry Green Urine Spiritual Liquid?"

"Green Urine Spiritual Liquid?"

Everyone was stunned, looking at each other.

Green Urine Spiritual Liquid was the scholarly term for sacred beast urine, to avoid sounding vulgar. Normal cultivators would carry some for marking territory during trials or to ward off spirit beasts at night...

Back then, Zhang Xuan had forced You Xu the physician to drink it during their life-or-death duel, nearly making him vomit blood from sheer frustration.

"This relic is ancient and remote; I thought... there would be no sacred beasts or spirit beasts, so I didn't prepare any..."

"Me too. I used to have a jar, but as my strength grew, I felt it was useless and kept it only to seem uncouth, so I threw it away!"

"Our War Master Hall never uses this stuff. If spirit beasts attack, we just kill them. Kill enough, and naturally none come to cause trouble..."

...

Everyone shook their heads.

Those who had come here were almost all people of status: Han Xu, president of the Qingyuan Empire Formation Masters Association; Wu Rufeng and Mu Yuan, Seven-Star Master Teachers; Wu Tianqiong, Shen Pingchao, and Wu Ran, deans of three academies...

Plus the War Master Hall, none of them had the habit of carrying sacred beast urine. So when asked, everyone was bewildered.

"None?"

Rubbing his brow, Zhang Xuan glanced at Luo Ruoxi not far away.

The girl gritted her teeth angrily: "I don't have any either!"

"Alright! Since no one has any..."

Seeing that no one had any, Zhang Xuan shook his head, rubbed his brow, and with a flick of his wrist, a pile of pots, bowls, and utensils appeared on the ground. He looked over helplessly: "Then... pee yourselves!"

"Pfft!"

Everyone stumbled, feeling like they wanted to vomit blood.

You want Green Urine Spiritual Liquid, so you tell us to pee... Must the twist be so sudden?

And everyone here was a person of status—peeing directly? Everyone was utterly exasperated, on the verge of going mad.

"Hurry up, and try to produce as much as possible. Whether we can break the seal depends on how much you provide..."

Ignoring everyone's pained expressions, Zhang Xuan waved his hand.

"I..."

Everyone's faces turned green; they really felt like crying.

"Alright, each of you take a tool according to your situation..." Zhang Xuan pointed at the pots and bowls on the ground.

These items were found in the storage rings of the alien spirit clan; they should be their cooking utensils, very clean, and most suitable for holding.

"Fine!"

Seeing his serious expression, not like he was deliberately messing around, everyone exchanged glances, nodded, gritted their teeth, and each took a container.

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!

In the blink of an eye, everyone had left.

Collecting urine—they didn't want to do it in front of so many people... It was too embarrassing.

Only Zhang Xuan and Luo Ruoxi remained in the square.

"Ahem, this is for you..." Seeing the girl hadn't taken one, Zhang Xuan hesitated, then picked up a cup from the ground and handed it over.

"You..."

Luo Ruoxi's teeth were nearly ground to dust as she coldly stared at the man before her, wishing she could slap him to death.

"What's wrong?" Seeing her displeased expression, Zhang Xuan stroked his chin, frowning: "Is it too small? Then... take this!"

With that, he reluctantly handed over a large basin he was holding.

"Get lost!"

Almost going mad, Luo Ruoxi roared, feeling like she might explode at any moment.

Wherever she went, she was a goddess, someone others admired. But this guy actually brought a cup for her to... and even worse, handed her a basin!

Do you think I can fill that much?

Believe me, I'll kill you right now...

"If you won't pee, then don't. Why get angry..."

Not expecting his goodwill to be rejected and being told to get lost, Zhang Xuan looked aggrieved.

"You..."

Luo Ruoxi was truly going crazy.

She had always remained expressionless in any situation, like an oil painting or an outsider. But ever since meeting this guy, she was nearly half-dead with anger every time, all her calm and composure shattered completely.

"Alright, I'm leaving..."

Seeing that if he continued, the girl would surely explode, Zhang Xuan turned and fled.

Seeing him leave, Luo Ruoxi still felt burning rage, just about to chase him back and give him a beating, when she heard a panicked voice not far away.

"I don't have anything to use—what do I do if I can't pee?"

Turning to look, she saw Jin Yuanding anxiously pacing, as if trying to figure out how to solve this problem. Upon inspection, he looked even more distressed, on the verge of tears.

"Don't go, can anyone lend me one... And Master, can you forge one for me?"

“……”

Luo Ruoxi was speechless.

What kind of people had she run into...

…

Not knowing why the girl was angry, Zhang Xuan found a secluded spot, prepared himself, and was about to produce some himself when he suddenly slapped his forehead.

“How could I be so stupid...”

The next moment, he vanished from the spot and entered the Thousand Ant Beehive.

“All of you, come here...”

Hovering in the air, Zhang Xuan shouted loudly.

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!

In the blink of an eye, the many sacred beasts inside flew over.

This time, knowing the danger of the ruins, he had deliberately brought more when returning to the Master Teacher Academy: Purple Sun Beasts, the nine kings of Cloud Mist Ridge, and those above the Saint realm, totaling over a hundred.

“All of you, pee a bit...”

He took out another pile of pots and pans and handed them to the beasts.

“Roar?”

“Roar!”

Though puzzled, the beasts dared not disobey their master; each took a large basin and turned around.

For a moment, the air was thick with the stench of urine.

Before long, each beast came back carrying a large basin, the least containing over ten jin.

These sacred beasts were several meters tall and massive in size; when they really wanted to urinate, the quantity was naturally astonishing.

“Not bad!”

Seeing that these fellows had indeed delivered, Zhang Xuan nodded in satisfaction. With a grab of his hand, all the Green Swill Spiritual Liquid in the basins gathered together, filling a large bucket to the brim, nearly two thousand jin.

“Alright, go rest!”

Waving his hand, Zhang Xuan ignored these creatures, shook his body, and flew out of the Thousand Ant Beehive.

Back in the square, he saw many people had already returned—the War Hall members.

“Here’s what you wanted!”

Feng Xun snorted and handed over the basin in his hand. The others also handed theirs over, but the quantity was small; the dozen or so War Hall members together had only half a basin.

“So little?”

Zhang Xuan glanced at the spirited War Hall members and couldn’t help frowning.

So many people, each full of vigor, yet only this much...

“Little? What about yours? If you have the guts, show us yours—probably not even as much as ours...”

Recalling the beating he had taken, Feng Xun was furious and gritted his teeth.

“I...”

Zhang Xuan was about to speak when he saw Dean Wu Tianqiong and the others, along with Master Wood and Master Wu, flying over, their faces flushed with embarrassment.

Gathering the contents of their basins together, he found it was even less than what the War Hall had produced.

“This...”

Zhang Xuan was helpless.

Fortunately, he had come up with a plan; otherwise, relying on these people alone, this little bit wouldn’t even be enough to tickle the formation, let alone break it.

“Forget it, you won’t need these. Too little. Use mine!” He threw the gathered contents—less than a basin—on the ground and shook his head.

“Use yours? Can one person have more than all of us combined?”

Hearing this, Feng Xun grew even angrier and couldn’t help retorting.

“This is mine...”

Boom!

A huge wooden bucket landed on the ground, weighing over two thousand jin, kicking up a cloud of dust.

“Pfft...”

“How is that possible?”

All the master teachers and war masters stared as if they had gone mad, their expressions strange, their faces frantic.

Even if your bladder were huge, there had to be a limit. This much could fill a bathtub and easily drown you several times over... Where did it come from?

Especially Feng Xun, who felt blood rushing to his throat again.

How did he manage that?

Not only was his combat strength formidable, but he also peed this much... Did he have a folded space in his bladder?

If we had known you alone could produce this much, why would we have bothered!

“Alright, I’m breaking the formation...”

Ignoring everyone’s expressions, Zhang Xuan grabbed the bucket with his palm, gathering true energy, lifted it, stamped his foot, and flew straight toward the seal.

Seeing he was about to break the formation, the crowd stopped dwelling on the previous matter and fixed their eyes on the gate.

They had studied this seal for a long time and found no solution. The many alien clansmen could only attack it desperately, unable to think of any other method. This Master Zhang had only touched it once and found a way, even asking them to prepare urine...

Everyone wanted to see what method he would use and how urine was related.

Whoosh!

Under everyone’s gaze, Zhang Xuan arrived directly above the gate. His expression solemn, he suddenly pointed at the bucket below.

Boom!

A hole immediately appeared in the bucket, and the urine inside shot straight toward the seal.

Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle!

As soon as it touched the seal, it was like sulfuric acid meeting steel; the latter emitted a corroding sound, and the originally solid seal instantly dissolved.