Chapter 035: I'm Such an Idiot

In the evening, Wang Bo invited Diana to dinner, and Diana did not decline.

During this time, Wang Bo briefly recounted what the Kryptonians had said, hoping Diana could arrange Earth identities for them and provide them with a stable place to live.

Once he found a suitable planet, he would move the Kryptonians there.

Diana agreed and said with a smile, “I didn’t expect that you had once again saved our Earth without even realizing it.”

Wang Bo calmly replied, “I just happened to be there. And even without my intervention, the Kryptonians couldn’t have conquered Earth. Don’t forget, Earth has not only you but also Superman, Shazam, and other superheroes.”

“I’ve actually met the Superman you mentioned,” Diana said.

“When?” Wang Bo asked curiously.

“When he was a child,” Diana said. “He saved his classmates by pushing a school bus out of a river. From that moment, I knew of him, but I never contacted him. I thought he was just a mutated superhuman, but I never expected he was an alien.”

Wang Bo was somewhat surprised and said, “You knew about him, why didn’t you recruit him into your team?”

Diana said, “He has his own path; he doesn’t need my guidance. His parents have already guided him.”

Wang Bo thought for a moment, nodded, and agreed with Diana’s point.

Without the constant guidance of Superman’s adoptive parents, no one could say what Superman would have become. It would be ridiculous to claim that Superman would become Superman no matter the environment.

Look at Ultraman.

Look at Overman.

Since Superman’s parents had already given him the right guidance, there was naturally no need for Diana to interfere.

Wang Bo thought for a moment and said, “Then do you know Batman?”

“Yes, Bruce Wayne, a little brat with a cross-dressing fetish,” Diana said.

Wang Bo couldn’t help but laugh heartily. Bruce Wayne becoming Batman meant he was no longer young, but in Diana’s eyes, he was indeed a little brat.

“And the Flash?”

“A lucky kid,” Diana said. Her speed was not slow, but it was far inferior to the Flash’s; that little guy was too fast.

So Diana was even a bit envious.

“What about Cyborg?”

“Don’t know him,” Diana shook her head.

Wang Bo said, “Oh.” Since Diana didn’t know Cyborg, it meant Cyborg hadn’t been born yet, or if he had, he was still in a state of seclusion, unwilling to come out.

At least before Steppenwolf invaded Earth, Cyborg had always stayed at home and never went out.

After all, his half-human, half-machine appearance was indeed unsuitable for going out. So it was normal that Diana didn’t know Cyborg.

After they finished talking about superheroes, Wang Bo changed the subject.

That day, the two talked until very late.

The next day, when Wang Bo woke up, Diana had already handled the Kryptonians’ affairs, not only arranging new identities but also giving each of them a villa.

At the same time, the Kryptonian scientists also received an advanced high-tech laboratory.

However, Wang Bo himself looked down on Earth’s laboratories, because no matter how advanced the labs here were, they couldn’t compare to the labs inside the Kryptonian mothership—that was what real high-tech meant.

In his view, Earth’s most advanced laboratories were too primitive.

But unfortunately, the Kryptonian mothership couldn’t be placed on Earth; it was too big and too conspicuous.

Wang Bo thought for a moment and said to Faora, “How about you put the Kryptonian mothership on the far side of the moon, or near Mars?”

Faora thought this was a good idea and discussed it with the Kryptonian scientists. They also thought it was a good idea, but the problem was that it would be too troublesome to travel to and from Earth.

Every time they entered Earth, they would have to take a small Kryptonian spaceship, and when they returned, they would have to leave in a small Kryptonian spaceship. Not only would it take too much time, but the comings and goings could easily be noticed by observant people.

Humans on Earth weren’t all blind.

Wang Bo said, “That’s easy. I have a way.”

“What way?”

Wang Bo directly pulled out the prize he had just drawn: the Anywhere Door!

This item also came from the world of Doraemon and was a very practical tool.

The Anywhere Door was simple to use: when opening the door, think of the destination; otherwise, it would lead to an unpredictable area.

However, it had a distance limit, only reaching places within ten light-years; places beyond ten light-years were inaccessible.

But the distance between Earth and Mars was less than one light-year, let alone ten.

As long as the Anywhere Door was placed on the Kryptonian mothership, the Kryptonians could reach Earth anytime through the door without attracting anyone’s attention.

When the Kryptonian scientists saw the Anywhere Door, they were completely dumbfounded, with expressions that said, “Wow, there’s actually such convenient technology in the world?”

To this, Wang Bo smiled slightly, after all, the technology of the Doraemon world was just that awesome.

Even Diana was somewhat surprised when she first saw the Anywhere Door, not expecting that Wang Bo would have even more strange items this time.

But she said bluntly, “If you want to use the lab inside the Kryptonian mothership, there’s no need to go through all this trouble. Wouldn’t it be more convenient to just move the mothership’s lab to Earth?”

Wang Bo slapped his forehead and said, “Right, why didn’t I think of that?”

The Kryptonian scientist said, “That’s mainly because we Kryptonians aren’t well adapted to Earth’s environment; we’re more accustomed to the environment inside the mothership.”

Wang Bo said, “Wait, I have a better idea.”

He entered the Time Villa he had given to Faora and restored the Kryptonian mothership inside to its original size.

The interior space of the Time Villa was very large, more than enough to accommodate the Kryptonian mothership.

After coming out of the Time Villa, Wang Bo said to the others, “I’ve already restored the Kryptonian mothership. If you want to return to the mothership, you can go through the Time Villa directly; there’s no need to go to outer space. I’m such an idiot for forgetting such a simple thing.”

Of course, this was mainly because Wang Bo had too many good things on hand, and sometimes he forgot about less important items.

For example, the Stand.

Last time when Wang Bo fought Zod, if he had used the Stand, he wouldn’t have been killed by Zod.

But at that time, Wang Bo completely forgot that he had the Stand, and as a result, he was killed by Zod once. If it weren’t for his Twelve Labors, he would have been dead by now.

This was mainly because Wang Bo had magic, Ripple, Cosmo, and Nine Yang True Qi. As for the Stand, which appeared later, he simply hadn’t remembered it for the time being.