Chapter 006: Deadpool
获得主角能力的我只想过平凡生活 · 第006章 死侍
"Corpse Gas Underworld Wave!!"
When Wang Bo saw that the first Corpse Gas Underworld Wave was evenly matched with the Penance Stare, and the second Corpse Gas Underworld Wave overpowered the Penance Stare, he unhesitatingly unleashed a third Corpse Gas Underworld Wave.
This time, the powerful Corpse Gas Underworld Wave completely overwhelmed the Ghost Rider's Penance Stare.
Although the spirit dwelling within Johnny Blaze was not sent to hell by the Corpse Gas Underworld Wave, it was blasted out of Johnny Blaze's body by Wang Bo.
In an instant, Johnny Blaze shed his skull form and returned to his normal human appearance.
But he closed his eyes and immediately fell unconscious.
At the same time, however, Wang Bo saw the expelled spirit flying toward the pile of flesh.
Wang Bo naturally would not allow this suspected Spirit of Vengeance to enter that pile of flesh, so he raised a finger.
"Seal!"
In an instant, a barrier materialized out of thin air, trapping the suspected Spirit of Vengeance within it.
To be safe, Wang Bo added layer after layer of barriers, casting a total of twelve barriers to confine the spirit.
Thus, the possibility of the spirit escaping was infinitely close to zero.
Then, Wang Bo waved his hand, and the twelve barriers gradually shrank. The formless spirit inside also shrank, turning into a palm-sized cube that flew into Wang Bo's hand.
"COOL, that's so COOL. I know you just used the Cancer Saint's Corpse Gas Underworld Wave. Are you a Saint? But what was that move you used to bind the Spirit of Vengeance? Why have I never seen it before? Damn, did some new manga come out in Japan?"
Suddenly, a chattering voice came through.
Wang Bo's eyes flickered, and he couldn't help but look at the pile of flesh.
Yes, he heard clearly; that voice came from that pile of flesh.
But now Wang Bo noticed that the bloody mess was no longer a mess but a blurry human form, and the body was recovering at a visible speed.
Even Wang Bo was surprised by this super-fast regeneration ability.
"Though I've always followed American comics, I never thought I'd see a Saint from Japanese manga one day. Buddy, do you understand how I feel right now? You're a Saint! You must understand. Light-speed punches are just awesome. If I could throw a light-speed punch, I swear I could totally blast the Ghost Rider's [BEEP BEEP BEEP]. Trust me, I'd definitely make him [BEEP BEEP BEEP]. Just thinking about it gets me so hyped!"
Wang Bo: ...
This style of speech, the excessive bleeped words, and this incredible super-fast regeneration ability.
Wang Bo felt he might already know who this person was.
"Deadpool?" Wang Bo asked tentatively.
"Yes, that's right, it's me. If possible, I'd like you to find me some clothes. I don't mind showing off my abs and [BEEP BEEP BEEP] to a stranger, but I believe you wouldn't want to see that, right?"
Wang Bo indicated that he indeed did not want to see that, so he grimly handed Deadpool some clothes and said, "If you dare say those things to me again, I'll stuff your [BEEP BEEP BEEP] into your mouth."
Deadpool exclaimed, "That's a really awkward position. I think with some effort, I could manage it."
Wang Bo: ...
"So, the one who can freely travel to this world is you!" Wang Bo finally understood that his previous diary entries had not failed when he saw Deadpool.
Deadpool is a guy who can break the fourth wall, clearly aware that he is a 2D character. He's even done things like forcing editors to rewrite his story with a knife, so traveling to the Ghost Rider's world isn't some crazy stunt—it's basic operation.
But he hadn't expected Deadpool to appear in such a way, right before his eyes.
However, Deadpool is originally a morally ambiguous superhero, having done both good and bad things, so it's normal for the Ghost Rider to target him.
Wang Bo remembered that in the comics, Deadpool had clashed with the Ghost Rider a few times.
But seeing Deadpool, Wang Bo felt a bit disappointed, because Deadpool's ability to break the fourth wall and travel through time and space was something he naturally awakened when he became Deadpool; it wasn't magic and couldn't be taught to others.
"Who are you?" Deadpool, after putting on the clothes Wang Bo gave him, rambled on, "You're honored to know me, but I don't know you. What the hell, the Marvel universe suddenly has a Saint? Damn, this isn't some crappy fanfic; this is the real Marvel multiverse. Why is there a Saint?"
Wang Bo sighed and said, "Can you shut up?"
"Shut up? I think you might... mmph, mmph..."
Wang Bo snapped his fingers, and Deadpool's lips fused together, gradually merging into a mouthless person. Since he had no mouth, he couldn't babble anymore.
"This is just a warning. If you dare blabber a bunch of nonsense again, I'll make sure you can't speak for the rest of your life."
But as Deadpool, this was no challenge for him.
Deadpool unhesitatingly pulled out a knife and slashed a gash where his mouth was, revealing teeth covered in blood.
"Babbling is my character. If I can't babble, what's the point of living?"
"No one can take away my right to babble, not even a Saint. But that move you used wasn't Cosmo, it was magic, right? Since when can Saints use magic? Is it a new setting? Have I completely fallen behind? Oh... mmph mmph!!"
Wang Bo snapped his fingers again, sealing Deadpool's mouth shut. "Do I need to add a curse on you? One that seals your mouth every time you say a word. You can keep cutting your mouth open, but I reckon you'd have to cut it open hundreds of times to finish a sentence."
Deadpool immediately became well-behaved.
He thought it best not to provoke this psycho. He must be jealous that I'm better looking than him. Oh well, I'm the adorable Deadpool everyone loves.
"I ask, you answer. Okay?" Wang Bo, seeing him like this, let out a relieved sigh.
Deadpool nodded.
"First question: why did you come to this world? Don't tell me you were looking for the Ghost Rider."
Deadpool pointed at his mouth, reminding Wang Bo that he couldn't speak right now.