Chapter 338: This Is a Fucked-Up Night

"I can't... I can't wait any longer, or my first time will really be given to Mother Earth." Lin Fan's face was flushed; he couldn't keep waiting like this.

The effects of the "All-Healing Pill" and "Big Bro" were just too damn strong, so strong that Lin Fan could barely endure them.

If he hadn't broken through to the Great Heaven realm and only taken a tiny bit of "Big Bro," if he'd taken the full dose, he wouldn't be this calm right now.

Lin Fan jumped off the bed and, without a moment's hesitation, left the room.

But once outside, Lin Fan realized he had no idea where Xuan Yunxian lived.

Damn it, this was going to screw him over.

Lin Fan now deeply regretted why he had taken the drug. Was it because he didn't trust himself?

But it was too late to say anything, because it had already happened.

"Senior Brother Liu, you smell so good. What rouge are you using?"

...

Just then, Lin Fan saw Liu Lingfeng standing under the moonlight, chatting with a group of junior师妹 about the finer points of rouge and powder.

Not going to sleep in the middle of the night and still in the mood to talk about this—he was quite a character.

But given the situation, Lin Fan couldn't afford to think too much.

At that moment, Liu Lingfeng spotted Lin Fan and was overjoyed. Ignoring the师妹 around him, he trotted over and called out in a girly voice, "Dad..."

Lin Fan grabbed Liu Lingfeng. There was no time for nonsense; every second counted.

When the two drug effects fully mixed, it would be a disaster.

"No bullshit. Where does your master live?" As Lin Fan spoke, a burst of hot air shot out—a symptom of the drug accumulating in his body with no outlet.

"Ah... Dad, what are you going to do?" Liu Lingfeng felt the hot air and was stunned, not understanding what it meant.

Seeing this bastard still dawdling, Lin Fan was utterly exasperated. "Just tell me, and I'll acknowledge you as my son. From now on in the Xuanhuang Realm, Dad will have your back."

Liu Lingfeng was overjoyed. "Dad, it's ahead. Go left, then when you see a rockery, go right, then straight ahead..."

As soon as Liu Lingfeng finished speaking, Lin Fan's figure vanished instantly.

Liu Lingfeng stared blankly at the scene, completely dumbfounded. But when he got Lin Fan's guarantee, he smiled happily.

"Senior Brother...?" The师妹 came forward to ask. Liu Lingfeng's skill with rouge was beyond even them, so they naturally wanted to exchange ideas.

"Junior sisters, let's continue discussing rouge..." Liu Lingfeng said with a smile, then threw himself back into the discussion with the师妹.

Lin Fan's figure darted along the path like a ghost. Some disciples of the Xuan Sword Pavilion who were outside felt as if a shadow had flashed past them.

Startled, they hurried back into their rooms to sleep.

By now, most disciples were preparing to rest.

Xuan Yunxian's residence was near the sect leader's quarters, with the disciples' dwellings spread around.

Following Liu Lingfeng's directions, Lin Fan quickly found Xuan Yunxian's residence.

Lin Fan stood outside the door, taking a deep breath. Everything had to be done slowly, no rush, no rush.

"Dong dong..."

Inside the room, Xuan Yunxian sat with her hand propping up her chin, her gaze distant, as if lost in thought.

Suddenly, someone knocked on the door, which piqued her curiosity. Who could it be at this hour?

When Xuan Yunxian opened the door and saw who it was, her breath caught slightly, as if she hadn't expected it to be him.

"Why are you here?" Xuan Yunxian's voice was soft, clearly surprised.

But at that moment, one of Lin Fan's actions made Xuan Yunxian's body suddenly tense, as if she hadn't expected this.

Lin Fan placed his hand on Xuan Yunxian's smooth, delicate cheek.

Xuan Yunxian had never imagined such a scene would occur.

Everything was happening too fast for Xuan Yunxian.

By the moonlight and the lamplight from the room, she saw the burning gaze of the man before her, and even a wave of heat rushed toward her.

Lin Fan panted slightly, then, as Xuan Yunxian panicked, he lifted her up, kicked the door shut, and headed straight for the bed.

Xuan Yunxian's heart was racing. Her voice was as faint as a mosquito's: "Isn't this too fast... I don't see it in your eyes..."

"Strike while the iron is hot; feelings grow over time..." Lin Fan cut her off, then, giving her no chance, tossed her onto the bed...

...

Outside, the bright moon shone with a soft light, as if everything went without saying.

The sect leader of the Xuan Sword Pavilion was walking toward Yunxian's residence. She had something she wanted to ask Yunxian.

But at that moment, the Xuan Sect Leader stopped in shock, staring at the dimly lit house ahead.

Soft moans came from inside the house, piercingly loud in the quiet night.

The Xuan Sect Leader was over a hundred years old and had seen it all, but she never expected to hear such sounds in the Xuan Sword Pavilion.

"This... this..." The Xuan Sect Leader's expression changed, and she immediately turned and left.

Yunxian and that person were actually... actually...

If it had been any other disciple, the Xuan Sect Leader would have already blasted the house away with a palm.

But that was the one she had approved of...

Still, the Xuan Sect Leader was helpless. No matter what, they should have been mindful of the place.

Yunxian, you are the next sect leader. How could you make such shameful sounds? If the other disciples heard, what would they think?

In the dim room, two bodies intertwined.

Silk hair drifted, and sweat mingled with a captivating fragrance, filling the entire room.

"It hurts..."

"Ah, then go easy."

"No, just like that..."

"Doesn't it hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt now..."

"Slap slap slap..."

...

The other disciples of the Xuan Sword Pavilion were also preparing to sleep, recharging their energy for the new day.

But just as they were about to fall asleep, a strange sound reached their ears.

They frowned. What was that sound?

A woman's voice mixed with a man's...

And it seemed to be coming from Senior Sister Xuan Yunxian's place...

The sound was somewhat muffled, but it seemed to have a power that made their bodies feel hot.

The Xuan Sect Leader and the supreme elders were all in their own rooms.

They were used to it by now, but as time passed, the sound grew more and more brazen.

Earlier, it might have been a bit subtle, but now it was utterly unrestrained, as if everything around had vanished.

"It's been an hour already..." The Xuan Sect Leader counted the time and found it terrifying.

"Can Yunxian endure it?" The Xuan Sect Leader said worriedly.

Then she sat cross-legged, as if to enter cultivation, but the sound seemed to have a magic that kept everyone in the Xuan Sword Pavilion from sleeping.

Then, a high-pitched cry suddenly came.

Everyone in the Xuan Sword Pavilion shuddered at that moment.

"Can't you let people sleep..."

At that moment, everyone cried out in their hearts: When will this sound ever end?

Can't they let us live...

Slap slap...

Slap slap slap...

Slap slap slap slap...

The sound of skin colliding, combined with the beautiful sounds, echoed through the entire Xuan Sword Pavilion that night.