Chapter 342: Don't Ignore Me
The Ultimate System · 第342章 你们别无视我
Lin Fan had been hiding in the void watching for a long time, and he felt quite sorry for Sha Dulong and his crew's plight.
They had moved from place to place, yet still ended up so miserable—every time they went out to rob, they got beaten. There simply couldn't be any worse bandits than them.
But this young man made Lin Fan very unhappy.
What was Lin Fan's motto?
Kill all show-offs.
Especially this guy, whose show-off methods were so blatant, completely lacking any sense of restraint.
Still, Lin Fan was somewhat interested in this young man.
His exposed cultivation was only high-level Entering Divinity, but his hidden strength was actually the Great Perfection of the Great Heavenly Position, and he had condensed forty Rule Chains—truly impressive.
Thinking of himself, his Water Rule completion was only 80%.
He was still a few hours away from his first Rule Chain.
But what moved Lin Fan slightly was that Sha Dulong and the others actually regarded him as their boss.
Desert Fifteen Bandits?
In Lin Fan's view, this name had no霸气 at all.
At that moment, Lin Fan descended from the void, went up to Sha Daotian, and made him swallow a pill.
"Tell me, how did you guys get so miserable? How many times have you succeeded in robbing?" Lin Fan asked.
Sha Daotian, now fully recovered after taking the pill, scratched his head awkwardly.
Over the past few months, they hadn't succeeded even once. They had been traveling all the way, and just when they found a good spot to start robbing, they ran into this guy who was playing the pig to eat the tiger.
"Nothing to say, huh? For professionals, you've never succeeded even once—that's really disappointing." Lin Fan rattled on.
"It's just that the boss wasn't around. Without someone to lead us, the success rate naturally dropped a lot," the dwarf Sha Miexiong muttered.
"Hmm, that's a point. Without my leadership, your success rate really isn't high." Lin Fan nodded. Sha Miexiong had hit the nail on the head, which pleased Lin Fan.
At this moment, Chen Xuan's expression turned unpleasant. These people had completely ignored him.
To Chen Xuan, this was utterly detestable.
"Alright, now that I'm here, the robbery continues. Today, I'll give you a proper lesson on what robbery means," Lin Fan said.
"The boss is mighty!"
"The boss is leaking!"
...
Seeing these fourteen goofballs, Lin Fan's mood lifted considerably. Then he looked at Chen Xuan, who stood there with a dark expression.
"Dulong, recite our robbery slogan again," Lin Fan said.
"Sure thing..." Now that the boss was back, Sha Dulong naturally wasn't afraid of this so-called Young Master Xuan anymore. He bellowed at the top of his lungs, "Robbery! Men to the left, women to the right. We only take your money, not your life. Everyone behave!"
"Hmm, not bad..." Lin Fan nodded, then waved his hand. "Follow me. Let's start the inventory."
Sha Dulong glanced at Chen Xuan. He wanted to tell the boss that this guy was arrogant and a wolf in sheep's clothing, but seeing that the boss didn't take him seriously, he decided not to say anything more.
"Haha... Desert Fifteen Bandits, so you must be the last one." Chen Xuan glared coldly at Lin Fan, then, seeing that these idiots didn't care about him, he sneered.
"I'm talking to you—didn't you hear me?" Chen Xuan was now furious. No one had ever dared to be so insolent in his presence.
Even the Three Kings Bandits of Qingming Ancient Land or the Killing Robbery Gang of Loulan Demon Sea wouldn't dare to be so rude to him.
And now these petty sand bandits dared to ignore him? Outrageous, utterly outrageous!
"Bastard..."
"Slap..."
"You're in the way. Tell the people in the carriage to get out—it's robbery time." As Lin Fan passed Chen Xuan, seeing him still blabbering, he directly slapped him and sent him flying.
"Holy crap..." Sha Dulong and the others were shocked to see that the previously arrogant Young Master Xuan had been sent flying by the boss with a single slap.
And the people in the convoy were completely dumbfounded. They hadn't expected that the young man would be slapped away so easily.
Han Mei, sitting inside the carriage, was also bewildered. What was going on?
"Come out! Robbery!"
"Men to the left, women to the right. Don't be ungrateful."
"We only take your money, not your life. Don't worry, we won't hurt you."
Sha Dulong and the others immediately began a thorough cleanup, pulling Han Mei out of the carriage.
Lin Fan stood there, nodding with satisfaction. After months, he was finally back to his old trade. This feeling was nostalgic.
Han Mei was terrified by the scene before her. She had no idea what was happening.
At that moment, Chen Xuan, who had been slapped away by Lin Fan, stood up.
His face, half red and half white, was quite an eyesore.
"Bastards! Since you want to die, I'll grant your wish."
"I, Chen Xuan, sealed my cultivation just to play with you. But now, let me show you my true strength."
"Seal, release!"
"Boom..."
In an instant, Chen Xuan's aura surged continuously, and the entire heaven and earth began to shake.
"Boss, that guy..." Sha Dulong felt a tremor in his heart at the aura Chen Xuan was emitting.
Lin Fan glanced sideways. "It's fine. Let him finish unsealing. We'll rob first."
As for Chen Xuan, Lin Fan found it a miracle that he had survived this long.
Why did this guy remind him of the protagonists in some novels he'd read? They loved to play with seals, and when they did, they took forever to release them.
Although I admit the scene during your unsealing is quite imposing, it's still too stupid.
"Small Heavenly Position."
"Great Heavenly Position."
"One Rule Chain."
"Ten Rule Chains."
...
Chen Xuan's aura grew stronger and stronger, and his eyes blazed with fury. "Bastards! Soon you'll be trembling in hell."
"Before this mighty power of mine, you will pay a heavy price for your actions."
"Bastards! Ignoring me? You'll regret it!"
At this moment, Chen Xuan stood alone and pitifully, his whole body radiating狂暴 aura. But for Lin Fan, this was the perfect time to rob first.
"Pretty lady, be good. Hand over everything except your underwear and bra." Lin Fan walked ahead, with Sha Dulong and the others following behind, their arms piled high with loot they had collected.
For Sha Dulong and the others, this moment restored their sense of existence as bandits.
Success... They had finally succeeded.
After months, they had finally pulled off a robbery.
Sha Dulong and the others felt like crying. At the same time, they looked at the tall figure before them with boundless admiration.
The boss was indeed the boss—one move and you knew if he had it.
So robbery was such an art.
Thinking back on their previous robbery careers, compared to the boss's methods, they were far inferior.
But boss, aren't you going to deal with that guy?
His aura is really terrifying now.
And those chains缠绕 around him—why do they carry a sense of destruction?
"Sirs, I am the young lady of the Han family. Please show me some courtesy." Han Mei was flustered inside, but seeing Chen Xuan unsealing, she felt a glimmer of hope.
"Alright, since you've spoken, I can't refuse. Then hand over everything except your underwear, bra, and clothes."
"Pfft..."
At this moment, Sha Dulong and the others admired the boss even more.
The boss was indeed the boss—even the way he gave face left people speechless...
"Ah... You dare to ignore me! My power will make you fear!" At this moment, Chen Xuan's voice came from afar, and a towering aura stirred the winds and clouds, changing the sky.
Bastards... Utter bastards! Wherever he, Chen Xuan, went, he was the center of attention. When had he ever been so snubbed?