Chapter 58 The Most Perfect Masterpiece of the Xuanhuang Realm

When the experience for Reversing Fate reached halfway, Lin Fan stopped. Time was ticking by, and no one knew when the dean of the Tianfu Academy would arrive.

The crotch of the Yan Emperor was already swollen high, nearly bursting through his pants.

If it were an ordinary person, Lin Fan would have had a change of heart and stopped, but for the Yan Emperor, Lin Fan didn't want to let him off so easily.

Alright, I'll let you off for now, but I'll start with your empress.

Lin Fan picked up the divine artifact, the Ninety-Five Big Red Brick, and smacked it against their heads a few times with a crackling sound. After catching his breath, he approached the empress.

"Tsk tsk, what a beauty. How could someone like me, who cherishes the fairer sex, bear to strike her? Truly a sin, a sin." Lin Fan wasn't blind; he could clearly see that the empress before him was truly beautiful.

Her beauty was exceptionally rare, but the way she acted in private was utterly slutty.

Lin Fan pinched the empress's delicate, boneless little hand, stroking it again and again. It was so smooth.

"Ah, your little hand is worthy of this. The Yan Emperor's peanuts are just the right size for your hand—truly a match made in heaven." Lin Fan looked them over left and right, a faint smile appearing on his face.

"As the mother of a nation, you should naturally nurture the world with your milk. Your little steamed buns are clearly insufficient. But it's your lucky day, meeting your grandpa here. Let grandpa help you reshape your perfect figure and restore the true beauty of womanhood."

Lin Fan took a deep breath, then clenched his little fist and breathed on it.

"I'll scoop..."

"Black Tiger Scoops the Heart."

"Ding, congratulations! Black Tiger Scoops the Heart experience +80000."

Seeing the experience for Black Tiger Scoops the Heart start to rise, Lin Fan was delighted. Last time, when he used Ni Mantian to gain experience, that girl Ni Mantian eventually stopped giving him experience altogether. That had been tough on Lin Fan.

He had thought that even the little steamed buns at the Divine Entry level couldn't provide experience for Black Tiger Scoops the Heart, but it seemed he had been overthinking it.

As Lin Fan delved deeper into Black Tiger Scoops the Heart, he also learned to use both hands.

When scooping Ni Mantian, he could only use one hand, which eventually led to one side being bigger than the other. Now that problem was solved, and the empress was one of the beneficiaries.

"Black Tiger Scoops the Heart."

"Ding, congratulations! Black Tiger Scoops the Heart experience +80000."

As the empress's little steamed buns grew larger, Lin Fan naturally felt a greater sense of accomplishment.

After all, throughout history, which master could boast of his technique and practical experience?

When he grew old and retired to the mountains, Lin Fan really wanted to open a clinic.

To benefit the masses, to benefit the entire Xuanhuang Realm.

"Ding, congratulations! Black Tiger Scoops the Heart has leveled up."

"Ding, Black Tiger Scoops the Heart, Level 19, Experience (0/1500000)."

When Lin Fan saw that Black Tiger Scoops the Heart was one step closer to Level 20, he was overjoyed. Maybe he could really succeed today.

Now the empress's little steamed buns had grown into big steamed buns, but that wasn't enough, because Black Tiger Scoops the Heart hadn't leveled up yet.

"Black Tiger Scoops the Heart."

"Ding, congratulations! Black Tiger Scoops the Heart experience +60000."

Sure enough, after Black Tiger Scoops the Heart leveled up, the experience gained decreased. But it didn't matter; as long as there was experience, Lin Fan had endless motivation.

Then Lin Fan went into a frenzy. Although Black Tiger Scoops the Heart had only one move, Lin Fan had mastered it thoroughly, as two girls had already received incredible improvements under his hands.

"Ding, congratulations! Black Tiger Scoops the Heart experience +1."

At that moment, Lin Fan suddenly stopped his movements, his expression stunned, as if something was off.

How could this be?

The situation was just like with Ni Mantian—suddenly, no more experience was gained.

Lin Fan pondered for a moment, glanced at the empress's chest, and then understood.

It must be because it had grown to a certain size that Black Tiger Scoops the Heart could no longer have any effect, so it stopped giving experience. That had to be it; there was no other good explanation.

"Ah..." Lin Fan sighed, looking somewhat helpless. If it could still give experience, Black Tiger Scoops the Heart would definitely advance.

Looking at the empress's enormous weapons, which seemed about to sag, Lin Fan had no other ideas.

But when he looked at the Yan Emperor, another idea came to him.

He wondered if Black Tiger Scoops the Heart would work on the Yan Emperor.

Lin Fan had a sharp mind; whenever he thought of something, he acted on it decisively.

"Black Tiger Scoops the Heart."

Lin Fan scooped at the Yan Emperor's chest.

Unfortunately, Black Tiger Scoops the Heart did not gain experience, but the Yan Emperor's chest swelled slightly.

So even though no experience was gained, the effect was still there.

Then Lin Fan let out a sly laugh. Today, you're out of luck.

...

At that moment, Lin Fan stopped his movements, looked at the chests of the Yan Emperor and the empress, and nodded with satisfaction. His masterpiece was quite good.

Whether male or female, it was effective.

Lin Fan checked the time. It was getting late. If he lingered any longer and someone came, he might not be able to leave.

But before leaving, Lin Fan wasn't about to let them off so easily. After all, if he didn't stir up some trouble, it wouldn't be worth the great risk he had taken.

Heh, betraying grandpa's Holy Demon Sect? Grandpa will brand eternal shame on your hearts.

Then Lin Fan stripped off all of the Yan Emperor's clothes, making him get on all fours with his hands and knees on the ground, his buttocks sticking up.

Lin Fan looked at the Yan Emperor's current posture and chuckled. The emperor of the Great Yan Dynasty, now in such a humiliating pose, was truly embarrassing.

But the best was yet to come. Lin Fan immediately carried the empress over, making her kneel behind the Yan Emperor, one arm around his broad back and waist.

This pose pushed Lin Fan's limits; the old-man-pushing-cart move was modified into the empress-pushing-emperor.

Lin Fan stepped back a few paces, scrutinizing them with the eye of an artist. He shook his head, feeling something was missing.

Right, then inspiration struck Lin Fan. From an artistic perspective, it lacked a touch of wildness.

He couldn't say much else, but Lin Fan's artistic sense was solid.

Then Lin Fan took a low-grade longsword from his backpack and placed it in the empress's right hand.

Now it looked quite aesthetic, with a sense of galloping on horseback.

Lin Fan stepped back again. It was better than before, with more artistic flair, but still not enough, not perfect.

Lin Fan lowered his head, recalling the porn films he had watched.

Right, the Yan Emperor's wildness wasn't enough; he needed to add some accessories.

Lin Fan looked around for items and suddenly spotted a night pearl on the beam. Delighted, he took it down, then condensed true essence into a needle and poked dozens of holes in it.

Then he found a thin string and threaded it through.

Looking at the item in his hand, Lin Fan nodded with great satisfaction. A perfect masterpiece.

When he used it to gag the Yan Emperor, Lin Fan clapped his hands in satisfaction.

In the Xuanhuang Realm, a great and perfect work had finally been completed. This would be an epic moment, spread by thousands.

Lin Fan felt it was getting late and time to retreat. He smacked the two a few more times with the brick, took a deep breath, and entered stealth mode.

"There's an assassin!"

Lin Fan shouted at the top of his lungs.

At that moment, the heavens changed...