Chapter 731: Open Your Arms, Come Hit Me
The Ultimate System · 第731章 张开双臂,来打我吧
"Bald donkey, aren't we being a bit too reckless? I feel this isn't good. Don't flaunt your wealth; what if someone gets malicious intentions? Look at that guy holding his balls—his eyes seem to want to devour me." Lin Fan said, pretending to be scared.
"Hmm!" Venerable Shakyamuni nodded solemnly. "Benefactor, we are indeed a bit reckless, but so what if we are? Can we be afraid? Benefactor, why are you holding your balls? Do you have some hidden ailment? Tell me, I know a bit of medicine and can treat you."
"You... you." Nie Kuanglong was utterly enraged. He hadn't expected this guy to attack without a word.
"What are you looking at? All of you, attack! Even if you can't win, you still have to." Nie Kuanglong roared at his team members.
The members of the Mad Dragon Squad exchanged glances. They weren't stupid; knowing they couldn't win, why would they go looking for trouble?
Especially the Uprising Army, who were merciless, specializing in kicking that area, which infuriated the Mad Dragon Squad. If they got kicked there, the pain was unbearable.
Even so, there was still some agitation within the Mad Dragon Squad.
"Uprising Army, you've gone too far! I won't accept this!"
"Our Mad Dragon Squad is not to be bullied!"
Just then, the female members of the Mad Dragon Squad stepped forward fearlessly, their faces even showing anticipation, as if waiting for something.
The rest of the Mad Dragon Squad couldn't believe that the women in their team had stepped forward without any fear.
"Haha, I didn't expect you to be the ones willing to step up." Nie Kuanglong looked at the scene, feeling both sorrow and indignation. "Good, no matter the outcome, after this battle, you will be rewarded."
After saying this, Nie Kuanglong suddenly turned his gaze to the other members of the team. "You're all very good too."
The Mad Dragon Squad members exchanged glances, knowing their captain was furious. After this was over, their days would probably be tough.
"Sisters, we'll fight alongside you." At that moment, the female members of the Sword God Squad stepped forward.
"This... this."
At that moment, everyone was stunned. What was happening today? The only ones daring to step forward from both squads were women. Was the world turning upside down?
Feng Wushuang was also dumbfounded. Who the hell said they wanted to help?
Although Feng Wushuang secretly hated Lin Fan, his captain had strictly warned him not to provoke the Uprising Army again. So no matter how angry he was, he had to suppress it.
But now the women in his squad were stepping forward as if they feared nothing, leaving Feng Wushuang speechless.
The women exchanged glances and then silently nodded.
They wanted to become bigger, much bigger.
"Sisters, let's go."
Lin Fan was a bit dumbfounded. "Bald donkey, what are these women doing?"
"Benefactor, I'm also puzzled. These female benefactors have endless desire in their eyes, as if they're expecting something."
In the blink of an eye, the women passed Lin Fan and Venerable Shakyamuni and came before the Uprising Army members. Then they spread their arms.
"Come on, if you're a man, hit me." Each woman chose a Uprising Army member, stood there fearlessly, and shouted.
Some even thrust out their chests, the meaning clear: hit me right here.
The Uprising Army members were also stunned. This was unexpected. Finally, they all looked at Lin Fan, unsure what to do.
Although Nie Kuanglong was angry, he was moved that the women in his squad were willing to step up fearlessly to defend him. But now this situation left him dumbfounded.
What the hell was going on?
"I understand! I finally understand!" At this point, anyone not stupid would realize what these women were up to.
"Since they're asking you to hit them, go ahead and hit them." Lin Fan saw the hesitation in his members' eyes and finally spoke.
"Yes, Captain." The Uprising Army members swallowed hard, then steeled themselves, swung their fists, and struck the women's chests.
"Ah, so happy!"
"It hurts, but it's all worth it."
"Handsome, could you hit me a few more times? I can take the pain."
"Haha, they're bigger, really bigger! Now who dares to call me flat-chested!"
...
Pfft!
At that moment, Nie Kuanglong finally understood. His heart churned violently, and he spat out a mouthful of blood, then fainted.
Even though Nie Kuanglong had incredible cultivation, seeing this scene was too much to bear; he was deeply traumatized.
So they hadn't come to save him, but to make their breasts bigger.
Looking at Nie Kuanglong's state, Lin Fan sighed helplessly. "No matter where, no matter how high their cultivation, what women care about most is still their figure."
"Bald donkey, let's go. From now on, the Mad Dragon is finished. Though I didn't strike the blow myself, it was because of me. Let's go have a drink to calm our nerves." Lin Fan said with self-reproach.
"I was thinking the same." Venerable Shakyamuni chanted a Buddhist prayer, also feeling regret for Nie Kuanglong's plight.
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"Captain, the Uprising Army is back, and they've completed those three hundred Earth-level missions." A member of the Primordial Squad said in astonishment.
This sounded like a fairy tale. If he hadn't seen the Uprising Army submit the missions at the mission square with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed it even if beaten to death.
Hong Jingtian had incredible cultivation and a firm mind, never shaken by anything. But now, hearing this news, he was completely stunned.
Even his dignified face showed a flicker of shock.
After everyone left.
Hong Jingtian went to the window, looked at the scenery outside, and murmured, "Is he even human? But tomorrow, whether he's human or not, he'll have to kneel before the Primordial Squad."
Turning in three hundred Earth-level missions yielded contribution points beyond Lin Fan's expectations—over ten million three hundred thousand.
For any squad in the Sanctuary, this was a massive amount of contribution points.
It could even be said to be the richest squad in the Sanctuary.
Lin Fan rounded down the contribution points and handed them to Venerable Shakyamuni, telling him to take the Uprising Army members to have some fun.
Meanwhile, Lin Fan began browsing through the item descriptions in front of him, making his selections.
In the Sanctuary, earned contribution points could be exchanged for items, anything available in the Sanctuary.
"So ten thousand contribution points can exchange for one million Saint Yang Pills. But that's a bit of a rip-off; ten million contribution points only get ten billion Saint Yang Pills."
Lin Fan was in dire need of Saint Yang Pills, because if he encountered a true expert, he absolutely couldn't do without them.
Now the 'Demon City' had become a supreme treasure with terrifying power. If he burned Saint Yang Pills to go berserk, the explosive force would be incredibly fearsome.
With enough Saint Yang Pills, even against an Ancient Clan Supreme, he would have a fighting chance. But that chance came at the cost of countless Saint Yang Pills.
"Forget it, let's see if there's anything good." Tomorrow he was going to fight the Primordial Squad; he had to prepare something, otherwise, with his squad's strength, they might not win.